Tunsil-itus: Hacked chat from @TheRealASPN

Randall Savage:                   We got Eazy!!!!

 

Multiple Sources:             “He looks like a Cowboy”

‘Mid drift’ looks like a difference maker……Until Romo trips on his pussy  and gets hurt again

 

Randall Savage:                   All these baby mamas and girlfriends

 

Kirk Lazarus:                       Baltimore is going Tunsil

 

Multiple Sources:                Some Raven fans want crackhead Tunsil…..Tailor made for Baltimore

 

Kirk Lazarus:                         Ozzie in the war room asking if Ogden is still on the board

 

Skee:                                        GFY, Lazerus!

 

Kirk Lazarus:                         Stanley is the the double condom safe pick

 

 Kirk Lazarus:                        What is BMore so scared of?

 

Randall Savage:                   Stanley’s voice doesn’t match

 

Multiple Sources:                 Tunsil fucked his whole game up

 

Randall Savage:                   Tunsil is gotta fuck somebody up when he gets home

 

Kirk Lazarus:                        Tunsil is about to fall like hooker drawls

 

 Randall Savage:                  Tunsil is gonna fuck somebody up

 

Multiple Sources:                 Then get arrested for assault and fall to next year’s draft

 

Raúl Itanio:                            Tunsil needs to divorce his family

 

Randall Savage:                    Stay offff the weeeeeeD

 

Kirk Lazarus:                         The funny thing about Tunsil is he’s saying how account was hacked. Ok bruh, but it’s that you getting fried with a weed mask on tho? He ain’t dealing with that question

 

Randall Savage:                     Great pick for the Dolphins

Shout to Deion for making it right

“Stepdad” as in my momma’s dude

Ima see this kat at thanksgiving

There is no ex stepdad

So this dude is current

 

Kirk Lazarus:                          Momma on some bullshit

 

HPB :                                           Yea the mom needs to make a decision

 

Kirk Lazarus:                          Get rid of that dickhead moms

 

Randall Savage:                      Stayyyy offff the weeeeeeeD

 

Randall Savage:                      Miami came up

 

Randall Savage:                       That was manna from heaven

 

Kirk Lazarus:                            Like an episode of Ballers

 

Randall Savage:                       Haha

 

Rock engineered stunt

 

Raúl Itanio:                               That stepdad needs to go

 

This ain’t Baby Boy

 

Raúl Itanio:                              He ain’t Ving Rhames

 

Templeton Peck:                     Oh shit… There’s video

These fucking idiots…… Smh

 

Raúl Itanio:                             Video of what?

 

Templeton Peck:                     Of this fool Tunsil

 

Skee:                                            No…

 

 Randall Savage:                     Yep

 

Skee:                                            I have no doubt that his step pops is behind this shit

 

Templeton Peck:                    Damn shame

 

Kirk Lazarus:                           Honestly, Ole Miss should fire their AD and communications director.  Tunsil, Treadwell, and Nkemdiche were all considered tops at their positions at the  beginning of this draft process. All of them have fallen.

Skee:                                            Tunsil admits taking money

 

Multiple Sources:                  At the press conference??!?

Oh he’s a disaster

Never seen anything like this

 

 Randall Savage:                     Tunsil is burning everything on the way out

Waiting to exhale shit

He gonna admit anything tonight

Yes I stole Now-a-Laters as a kid

No I didn’t return that library book

 

Skee:                                           “Yeah I plagiarized that term paper. I ain’t cite a damn thing! And I used 2.5 spacing”

 

Kirk Lazarus:                         Apparently it’s a shit show around this guy

 

Raúl Itanio:                             Wtf?

How did these people have access to his accounts?

What was his password? “Tunsil1” ?

 

Raúl Itanio:                              If I’m Tunsil I’m cutting everybody off

Changing my phone number

You’d have to go through 3 people just to get to me

P.O. boxes

 

Kirk Lazarus:                          Moms gotta go til she gets rid of dude

This was a targeted effort to destroy this dude while he sat in the green room

 

Kirk Lazarus:                          Terrorist attack

That’s what this shit was designed like. Wait until he’s trapped in the green room and bombed on him

 

Raúl Itanio:                               Basically

How simplistic was his password? lol

“FootballMe”

Birthday backwards

Lol

Cost him millions

 

Kirk Lazarus:                         Lolololololol

“Laremy”

 

Raúl Itanio:                           Hahahahaaa

“JeremyLunsil”

 

Kirk Lazarus:                        Lmaooooooo

 

Raúl Itanio:                           He needs to cut everybody off

Have 2 white friends

Scorched earth

I would be so pissed

 

Randall Savage:                     Two legit white friends

 

Kirk Lazarus:                         And the same password across platforms. Twitter, fb, IG

 

Raúl Itanio:                            Fam wouldn’t see me for 2 years

 

Randall Savage:                    Not sketchy

 

Raúl Itanio:                           Yup

 

Randall Savage:                    And a cool Asian

 

Raúl Itanio:                           With real jobs

Exactly

 

Randall Savage:                   Not Tokyo drift but Silicon Valley

 

Raúl Itanio:                           Social media with a fake name just to stalk

Vegas trips with your new crew

 

Randall Savage:                   Their thanksgiving be basic as shit

 

Raúl Itanio:                           They even check-in early, online

 

Kirk Lazarus:                        Tyron Smith did it the right way. Had his agent set up a firewall between him and his family before the draft

 

Randall Savage:                   “Is Tunsil coming?”

“Nah?”

“Oh Golden Corral it is”

 

Raúl Itanio:                            I’m so serious

2 years at least

 

Kirk Lazarus:                        Couldn’t reach him without going through his agent cause Tyron knew his family wasn’t shit.

 

Raúl Itanio:                           Everybody gets punished

Let them turn on the rat

No bdays, no xmas, nothing

Dissappear like a ghost

 

Randall Savage:                  Mama gotta work

 

Raúl Itanio:                          Yup

 

Randall Savage:                 Get on the bus

 

Raúl Itanio:                          The rat fucked it up for everybody.

 

Randall Savage:                  Work two jobs

Kid on tv

 

Raúl Itanio:                          You let this man into our family?

Goodbye

 

Randall Savage:                 Tyron prob hit him up

 

Raúl Itanio:                         Mom gets the Kobe Bryant parent treatment

 

Randall Savage:                 I’ll show you how to do this son

Shook hook up the neighbor

 

Kirk Lazarus:                      It’s always fuck the Cowboys, but I respected the hell out of tyron for having that kind of foresight

 

Randall Savage:                 “Laremy bought us a tv”

Dying

Find out the dude mad cause he didn’t get an invite to Chicago

 

Kirk Lazarus:                       That would be so petty

 

Randall Savage:                  “So word?  I can’t go?…bet”

 

Kirk Lazarus:                       “Oh so it’s limited seating at the green room table? Ok, pleighboi. I see you.”


 

Kirk Lazarus:                        Newstory: “NFL: Dolphins OT Laremy Tunsil not at introductory news conference because he was being treated for an allergic reaction -via ESPN”

 

Kirk Lazarus:                         Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

Templeton Peck:                   Allergic to foot in mouth

 

Kirk Lazarus:                         allergic to the Internet

 

Templeton Peck:                   Right allergic to cameras and mics

 

Kirk Lazarus:                         His agent is doing a piss poor job

 

RealLifeRon:                          Allergic to common sense

 

Multiple Sources:                   Shoulda told him they had weed there

 

Skee:                                             ….Dallas on the phone

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